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CARVERitUP    4995

My famous vessel, the S.S. SHITSHIP is in need of a full crew. You fine young men and women are welcome to apply for a position aboard this beauty.

 

 

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Here is a list of positions available (some are more than 1 position)

http://www.brethreno....php?topic=72.0

 

If you wish to join our crew of badassery, simply apply below including the following:

 

1. Your username.

 

2. Position you are applying for.

 

3. Why I should pick you over all of the other qualified applicants.

 

EDIT: 4. A picture of yourself with your awesomest hat on, and thumbs up to the camera.

 

NOW AWAY WITH YOU.

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Afrodude4    199

1. Afrodude4

2. Gunner

3. Because, my robot vision can lock onto any vessel. And, if it came to close-up combat, my green puppy disguise will make me seem like a small threat.

 

Will their be biscuits on this voyage? :3

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Niiyu    1234

Mmkay. Get ready for perfect application.

 

1. Niiyu

2. Quartermaster

3. Boobs. Oh and we're married.

 

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DID SOMEONE SAY TINYCHAT HAT?!?!?!?! >:D

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1. JoshasaurusRex

2. Powder Monkey

3. I believe I should be a Powder Monkey, because I am genetically very similar to a Monkey. On the other hand, I am not genetically similar to powder at all.

4. pictur10.jpg

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SonicDurp    58

1.SonicDurp

 

2. Musician

 

3. Because i play the drums and your awesome.

 

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Edited by SonicDurp
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Tricolore    1040

1. Tricolore

 

2. Surgeon

 

3. JUST LOOK A THE FUCKING SIG I MADE YOU AND DEAL WITH IT.

 

This is the best picture you will ever have of me:

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Qwonny    51

1. Qwonny

 

2. Cook or carpenter

 

3. Because I'm cute, I'm cuddly, Niiyu loves me, and I make REALLY AWESOME COOKIES.

 

 

P.S. I have big boobies. :D

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Qwonny    51

P.S. I have big boobies. :D

Pics, or GTFO

 

GIMME 5 SECONDS.

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CARVERitUP    4995

EVERYONE CHECK MY EDIT AND EDIT YOUR POSTS ACCORDINGLY (I will need these for when I post the roster):

 

EDIT: 4. A picture of yourself with your awesomest hat on, and thumbs up to the camera.

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Afrodude4    199

Wtf, no booby contests. I lose. :c

We should make a booby contest thread.

 

Win

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strum4h    2775

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Couldn't find my cheesehead. Fuck the haters.

 

I AM STRUMZOR MASTER OF THE ABYSS

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I want that to be my title now.

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CARVERitUP    4995

I'm already captain, I don't need you to make me an app.

 

I would have hoped you'd like to be a part of this

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Qwonny    51

About to go to bed, spots all over and I have paint all over my hands from painting my door

 

BUT I DID IT

 

http://makeagif.com/T7ZnzA

 

P.S. Yes, that is a Jack Skellington Disney World hat.

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Ben_Elegy    13

1. Elochai24

2. Cabin boy

3. BECAUSE I HAVE A PILLOW HAT

4. PILLOW HAT

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About to go to bed, spots all over and I have paint all over my hands from painting my door

 

BUT I DID IT

 

http://makeagif.com/T7ZnzA

 

P.S. Yes, that is a Jack Skellington Disney World hat.

May I ask whats that on your thumb?

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SonicDurp    58

1. Elochai24

2. Cabin boy

3. BECAUSE I HAVE A PILLOW HAT

4. PILLOW HAT

33ohzkg.jpg

 

About to go to bed, spots all over and I have paint all over my hands from painting my door

 

BUT I DID IT

 

http://makeagif.com/T7ZnzA

 

P.S. Yes, that is a Jack Skellington Disney World hat.

May I ask whats that on your thumb?

 

Paint?

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Qwonny    51

-snip-

May I ask whats that on your thumb?

 

It's paint :D

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Niiyu    1234

I basically had to beg and plead to get that pic from Tri. He's too hipster to show his face. <3

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