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honuchu    112

Post yours here. Preferably about anything pertaining to the community, but in the end it's really what you can be creatively driven by.

This one's called: Storm Didn't Fucking Die Ya Bozos

 

Storm Didn't Fucking Die Ya Bozos

Let me tell you about Phil Johnson

At one point I really wanted his

johnson

 

Cruising in his Reliant Robin

Not knowing he was gonna take a fallin'

Bad luck had struck Storm_Surge

The driver next to him didn't signal to merge

 

And so he lay there on his side

With nowhere to run and nowhere to hide

"Hide!" he thought, and got on his feet

Then called whom he wanted to meet

 

Who in this world had he really missed?

Without a doubt it was Krysk.

(Since Niiyu was out being an adult

Storm was filled with a bit of salt)

 

Between Krysk and Storm, a story was made

Which put the forum in dismay

And all the newbies still believe it

The rest of them? They know this has gone to shit

 

The latter half of this was a joke

Storm really died, that poor bloke

Sorry if this made you wince

I just wanted to say: Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

 

- honuchu
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revan114    1186

um sir, you are shitposting on the forums, and this forum is supposed to be serious business. please delete this.

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honuchu    112

haterade motor co.

 

I try to tell the tales of old

Some (like revan) might think this is bold

But how can you get very far

If you don't remember who you are?

 

There may be a shitpost or two

But it's Avolition, what's new?

So please try and only post poetry

About aVo memories we can remember (kindly).

 

Title by asmcint | Poetry by honuchu

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honuchu    112

@Warchamp7

 

Why won't Warchamp follow me on Twitter

He hasn't been on the forums for a while

And his absence makes me quite bitter

Seeing that notification would make me smile

But I can tell by his feed he has so much to do

He's so busy with Smashboards

Plus there's Squidboards too

I get to see when Bernie sets records

And Warchamp's comments on the human psyche

Oh, can't forget about all the sushi

There are plenty of things! His Media isn't so tidy,

But my favorite thing to see on my TL is Lexx (he is quite the beauty!)

 

- honuchu

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Remy    307

(THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT POEMS DEDICATED TO REVAN)

 

 

There once was a boy named revan,

who lost his virginity when he was seven

To a man named Rick

with a dinglebop dick

whose bush was completely unshaven

 

By the time the night has passed

he had felt something prickly in his ass

He reached into his butt

to try and find out what

But all he found was a large tropical mass

 

Turning to Niiyu, the one true RAISIN

he said 'You better have a good reason!'

But quickly saw

with her face on the floor

She was too busy blazing.

 

And so concludes the tale of this abomination

to whom we have shown such great affection

The man we know as revan

who was raped when he was seven

The grand cuckmaster of Team Avolition.

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Czahyl    117

Oh the shoutbox,

what low rumbling sound,

the click of keys as fingers pound,

the tone makes note of the next round,

once again faggotry is abound

 

So to you I issue,

a fair warning friend,

stay out. go away,

don't ever come here ever again,

lest you be caught; paralyzed by fear,

if cancer were a place it would certainly be here

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honuchu    112

(I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT REVAN SO HAVE A BAD ACROSTIC)

 

Really don't know this guy

Except from his posts,

Very many at that,

Asking for advice on growing up

Nearly perfect thread participation

 

On the contrary,

No one else is looking to pick fights

Every time I open up the shoutbox

 

Oh dear, I think to myself

Not more hollow insults!

Edgy memers keep me away from the forums

 

Fear not, I've figured out a way to

Overcome my negative impressions:

Unite the forums with

Rhymes!

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honuchu    112

Global Mod

 

Niiyu's a catgirl

Because she's a total weeb

She's this forum's pearl

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Maniakdude    100

I got you fam.

 

A simple poem for a man of simple mind

 

Upon a midnight dreary, I lurked weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious posts of forgotten lore,

When I nodded, there came a boasting,

as of someone shittily posting, posting at my precious forum door,

"Tis but a memer", I muttered "Shitposting at my forum door,

Only this and nothing more...

 

This incessant memeing, surely I must be dreaming,

But the memer kept on posting, posting at my forum door

Alas, the threads were posted, the moderators toasted,

When suddenly I heard a crashing, crashing at my precious forum door

nginxify, and nothing more...

 

Into the darkness I retreated, and there was I greeted,

By a short skimpy boy, wearing boxers and nothing more,

"REEEEEE", he was screaming, and "HAM VERMIN" he was memeing,

With none intervening, I welcomed the sweet embrace of death

Quoth the Revan "FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HAM VERMIN LIBERAL PIECE OF SHIT"

Is that taking inspiration from our dearest Edgar Allen Poe?

Or am I full of woe?

Perhaps I need a drink,

For surely I am on the brink.

Madness is quite doting;

I don't know for whom I shall be voting.

Perhaps I should drop this silly facade,

For surely my favorite raisin will beat my backside quite raw.

I lack the sense for poetry,

Because I am overly fond of a distillery.

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Zirix    716

revan114

he is a cocksucking whore

please go back to spore

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honuchu    112

knock knock

 

Stop not posting poems

We posted the rules and you know 'em

If you give a shit about people being mean

Might as well cut off your e-peen

 

Shitty memes won't make it through

The test of time as poems do

Now shut up and try to rhyme

So I can upvote your post next time

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revan114    1186

you didn't say the poems had to be good,

so i think you're all poopoo under the hood,

...

 

thats all i got

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Sirenfal    4038

@Warchamp7

 

Why won't Warchamp follow me on Twitter

He hasn't been on the forums for a while

And his absence makes me quite bitter

Seeing that notification would make me smile

But I can tell by his feed he has so much to do

He's so busy with Smashboards

Plus there's Squidboards too

I get to see when Bernie sets records

And Warchamp's comments on the human psyche

Oh, can't forget about all the sushi

There are plenty of things! His Media isn't so tidy,

But my favorite thing to see on my TL is Lexx (he is quite the beauty!)

 

- honuchu

 

You aren't missing much :P

 

Grass is always greener and all that

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Remy    307

knock knock

 

Stop not posting poems

We posted the rules and you know 'em

If you give a shit about people being mean

Might as well cut off your e-peen

 

Shitty memes won't make it through

The test of time as poems do

Now shut up and try to rhyme

So I can upvote your post next time

 

I guess I will have to comply with you

Most honourable and talented honchu

To ere is human

And to deny is subhuman

And for this next poem, you will have no issue.

 

Life's a room without a floor;

The entrance and the exit door

Connected by a tightrope.

So balancing a bright hope

Against an overwhelming gloom

We make our way across the room.

Until... halfway... perhaps

The rope just maybe snaps.

And yet, regardless of the cause

We make it to the great outdoors.

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asmcint    279

Not my own creation, but rather a poem I came across a long time ago. Significantly less lighthearted than most of this thread's contents.

 

Apathy cannot inspire.

Ambivalence cannot lead.

Loved me. Feared me.

Changed me. Killed me.

Anything would be something.

But nothing is the worst of all.

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Puddleduck    865

revan is a cuck

he watched his waifu get fucked

by a big black man

with a fallus resembling a duck's

his face was in awe

as the man's cock entered her maw

he really was feeling glee

as he beat off to what he saw

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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revan114    1186

all your poems are bad,

you do them in an attempt to me sad,

but really this "i hate revan" shit is all a dumb fad,

all started because xero got real mad,

it really doesn't matter, you and i both know you have no dad.

that, and xero is a cuck so i don't give a fuck

 

...that one was more of a rap than a poem though.

can't you theoretically rap any poem though?

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MasterFux    390

all your poems are bad,

you do them in an attempt to me sad,

but really this "i hate revan" shit is all a dumb fad,

all started because xero got real mad,

it really doesn't matter, you and i both know you have no dad.

that, and xero is a cuck so i don't give a fuck

 

...that one was more of a rap than a poem though.

can't you theoretically rap any poem though?

Slam poetry, indeed.

And as it would seem

you can't handle a little play

despite wanting us to do the same.

The forum decides to reciprocate your shit

and behold, you begin throwing a fit.

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revan114    1186

Slam poetry, indeed.

And as it would seem

you can't handle a little play

despite wanting us to do the same.

The forum decides to reciprocate your shit

and behold, you begin throwing a fit.

 

how do you know my efforts to counter-fuck with you fucking me from me fucking with you aren't just an effort on my part to counter-counter-counter fuck with you? are you going to counter-counter-counter-counter fuck me in the next post with the counter-fuck... I'm just going to close this thread now.

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Xero-Space    2330

My response

 

My kek, it is top

My lel, it flows free.

You, my friend, guessed it right

lel kek xD

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