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Debarchery    3

In every post, you write a haiku. The user above you dictates the subject of it. You tell the next user what their haiku will be about, and so on. The format of a haiku is 5 syllables in the 1st line, 7 syllables in the 2nd and 5 syllables in the 3rd. (5-7-5.) I'll start us off with one about cacti:

 

Rough, green and prickly

Made love to shrub-like temptress

Dick covered in thorns

 

The next person must write a haiku about minecraft.

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ReThink    202

Creepers everywhere

JSON is so confusing

Jeb can go eat bricks.

 

The next haiku shall be about THE GOVERNMENT

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asmcint    279

Lame duck sessions gone,

Lack of work continues on,

Capitol Hill fails.

 

The next one shall be about puns.

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Zirix    716

Pun Pun Pun Pun PUN

Pun Pun Pun PUN Pun Pun PUN

Pun Pun Pun Fuck You

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Debarchery    3

One about puns, eh?

 

"Man walks into bar-"

"Did you hear the one about-"

And "what's the deal with-"

 

The next one must be about a song you've recently listened to.

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asmcint    279

Simple and Clean, damn,

Too many feels for one song,

Going to cry now.

 

The next one must be about medieval weaponry(of any sort).

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SornG7    2

Touched her way too much

Vagina very tough

now suck my dick please

 

Ducks

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Valkyrie    1352

Ducks are fucking cool

All those niggas be chillin'

In that dank-ass lake

 

The next one will be about Krysk.

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asmcint    279

Santa Krysk knows all,

He sees when you are sleeping,

Creepy bastard, eh?

(It's crap, but oh well. Best I could come up with.)

 

The next one shall be about immaculate defecation.

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Saltiren    73

Welp, here it goes.

 

Oh it is pure joy,

There is not a single trace,

of the excretion!

 

The next one shall be about Social Justice Warriors.

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asmcint    279

Blithering retards,

rant about rape culture but,

fail to do something.

 

The next one shall be about Fable: The Lost Chapters, simply because I want to see somebody's opinion on it in haiku format.

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Saltiren    73

I haven't played it, but I'll try.

 

Fable III was good,

It was free on xbox live.

What is lost chapters?

 

The next one shall be about lemons.

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lkgddr    251

Oh yeah do that more,

Shove those lemons up my ass,

Ogod it's burning

 

The next one shall be about niggers.

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Iblist    216

Nigger in a car.

Police are shooting at him.

Nigger does not know why.

 

Next haiku will be about 4Chan.

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asmcint    279

Spam tags with gore, why?

Some twats tried taking us down.

Reaction priceless.

 

The next poem shall be about Dickbutt.

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lkgddr    251

It has now arrived,

The message from my father,

It reads "Dickbutt, lol".

 

The next haiku will be about autism.

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asmcint    279

Autism, I have.

The term is abused often.

Why, 4Channers, why?

 

The next one shall be about /pol/. Because I'm bored.

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Pit_2    4

You think you're so smart

With your fancy little words

This is not so hard

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Remy    307

Haikus are pleb tier

You fucking niggerfaggot

Go suck a garnbag

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