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Russam5354    43

RULES:

Make one 'rule' per post. I can make as many as I want, when I want, but I'll just stick to 1-2.

OBJECTIVES:

Make over 9000 rules total.

Prove rules wrong. (Find an exception in a rule that says "No Exceptions" that isn't Chuck Norris).

RULES THAT ALREADY EXIST:

Rule #1 - Don't talk about /b/.

Rule #2 - Don't talk about /b/.

Rule #34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule #35 - If no porn is found, it hasn't been made yet, but it will.

Rule #63 - Any given fictional male character has a female version and vice-versa.

Rule #64 - If no gender-bend is found, it will be made.

 

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Rule #3 - Anything can make the average Redditor butthurt. No exceptions.

Rule #4 - In the event that the universe becomes so immense that it will collapse in on itself, causing disruption in the time-space continuum, unraveling time from the beginning, and eventually deleting the past, present, and future, the Rules of the Internet will survive. No exceptions.

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majesty327    206

-snip-

I think I already dislike you, and this is the first post I've seen from you. You've impressed me, I must admit. I'm going to go rewatch Jaws for the 60th time, masturbate, and die a little more inside.

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Syphist    1415

All the rules of the Internet are now is just a few rules that were the originals surrounded by ones edited constantly by little kids who want to feel important.

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majesty327    206

Rule #5 - Whoever created this thread is a fag

He's an insult to us faggots the world over.

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Flash    488

Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it.

 

K I did it, ami funny yet?

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ReThink    202

RULES:

Make one 'rule' per post. I can make as many as I want, when I want, but I'll just stick to 1-2.

OBJECTIVES:

Make over 9000 rules total.

Prove rules wrong. (Find an exception in a rule that says "No Exceptions" that isn't Chuck Norris).

RULES THAT ALREADY EXIST:

Rule #1 - Don't talk about /b/.

Rule #2 - Don't talk about /b/.

Rule #34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule #35 - If no porn is found, it hasn't been made yet, but it will.

Rule #63 - Any given fictional male character has a female version and vice-versa.

Rule #64 - If no gender-bend is found, it will be made.

 

START!

Rule #3 - Anything can make the average Redditor butthurt. No exceptions.

Rule #4 - In the event that the universe becomes so immense that it will collapse in on itself, causing disruption in the time-space continuum, unraveling time from the beginning, and eventually deleting the past, present, and future, the Rules of the Internet will survive. No exceptions.

 

Rule#5354:

 

Stupid threads will always exist. No exceptions.

 

Russam5354. Rule#5354. Hue.

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asmcint    279
Make over 9000 rules total.

 

Rule #9001

 

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