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ReThink    202

*wakes up after a long nap to the sound of a radio*

*number is called*

*asked to preform a series of pointless puzzles to please a psychotic robot*

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Flash    488

*wakes up after a long nap to the sound of a radio*

*number is called*

*asked to preform a series of pointless puzzles to please a psychotic robot*

*leans over to ReThink and sensually whispers in his rather small ear*

"Maybe you should ReThink your jokes"

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DirtyPete    10

*Blood spurts comically from nose*

*Blood rockets self through ceiling and into sky*

> person walks in with headphones on, quietly singing along to "rocketman"

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Iblist    216

*wedged between two morbidly overweight people, slowly being absorbed by ludicrous amounts of fat.*

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komilatte    405

*wedged between two morbidly overweight people, slowly being absorbed by ludicrous amounts of fat.*

*Feels something poking into his side*

*Fucking hell, what is it now*

*Can't see object past my 1-pack*

*Wishes chairs were wider so this wouldn't happen*

*This is America, goddammit*

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asmcint    279

*gets extremely bored*

*starts fucking around with the coloring books*

*dirty looks abound*

*zero fucks given*

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Chernobylz    136

*Brings in a portable TV along with PS4 and Battlefield 4, like a prepared motherfucker*

*Starts playing BF4*

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asmcint    279

*Brings in a portable TV along with PS4 and Battlefield 4, like a prepared motherfucker*

*Starts playing BF4*

 

*repeatedly asks about possible co op, ignores previous answers one minute after they're given*

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DirtyPete    10

*Re-enters room; clothes , nose, and lip bloodstained*

*Pulls out new flask; sips*

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Gam3rzRus    17

*After a few hours of doing that, he switches to Heroes of Newerth*

*dies repeatedly*

*rage uninstalls HoN*

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Jesse    9

*gets runny nose*

*wipes with pocket tissue*

*looks around for trash can, only to find none*

*slowly inserts into pocket*

*looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed*

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Russam5354    43

*Gets out of chair*

*Takes lamp from a desk*

*Angers employee at desk*

*Pulls a Storm_Surge. "God helps those who help themselves, so I'm helping myself to your lamp." *

*Sits back down*

*Proceeds to wait for doctor*

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