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zkm    18

*coughs and looks up from a 4 year old ESPN mag for a second, before looking back down, his eyes glazing over*

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asmcint    279

*swaps between Android tablet, Kindle, Gameboy Advance, and numerous physical books nervously*

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zkm    18

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

[heavy breathing]

*COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH*

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Flash    488

*pisses all over the secretary and then poops on the chairs*

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asmcint    279

*gets up to grab a cup of coffee, spends ten minutes trying to get the right amount of sugar*

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Ara    243

*throws coffee out the window and hits old person*

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DirtyPete    10

>Door opens, and someone who just arrived is called in for their appointment.

*heavy sigh/groan, followed by a hiccup*

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Syphist    1415

*playing with rubik's cube*

*cube pops and an edge piece hits someone in their only functional eye blinding them*

*pretend nothing happened*

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DirtyPete    10

*Sneezes violently, launching phlegm at a sleeping person*

*Wipes nose and pretends it didnt happen*

*Offers flask to nearest person*

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Maniakdude    100

*pulls out a Nintendo DS*

*starts playing a Pokemon game and finds a shiny pokemon*

*yells furiously as the battery dies*

*acts like nothing happened*

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DirtyPete    10

*takes back flask*

*Tilts head back, holds flask upside down above face, peers into flask*

>Last bit drops directly into eye

*Yells*

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Zirix    716

*Looks up from phone, looks down after a while*

 

"Shhh.."

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ReThink    202

*reads communist manifesto, disguises a salute as a head scratch*

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asmcint    279

*fills bladder with coffee, goes into bathroom five minutes later;comes back after ten minutes, acting like nothing happened despite the dirty looks*

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