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komilatte    405

Granted, but it's the only thing you can hear after a while and you go crazy.

 

I wish I had a better graphics card.

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Skoots    22

Wish granted! However, you were dropped off in the middle of a third world country full of food-deprived people, who cooked you and ate you when you were a chicken.

 

I wish I had a third eye.

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OriginalXWO    82

Granted but then everyone had the urge to poke it.

 

I wish that gas prices would go down over here for a long time.

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Skoots    22

Wish granted. The gum is paste-like and permanently glues your mouth shut.

 

I wish to end all first world problems.

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OriginalXWO    82

Granted but they all look like shit.

 

I wish all the people that irritate me would just disappear, maybe kidnapped by slender man.

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OriginalXWO    82

Granted but the cakes are all made of placenta.

 

I wish 2013 won't be as shitty as 2012 was.

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Ryroan    171

Granted but 2013 will be the year you die.

 

I wish steam always had low prices

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Ryroan    171

Granted, But you never said which wish you didn't want to get corrupted therefore all your wishes will never come true.

 

I wish the youtube war ended.

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clyde1500    101

Granted, but youtube is permanently shut down.

 

I wish I had a credit card so I could donate to charity.

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OriginalXWO    82

Granted but you donate away your life savings and go into debt.

 

I wish that when I die, it is in my sleep and I will experience no pain.

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Trotterly    996

Granted, but you get buried in an unmarked grave and nobody remembers you.

 

I wish I was Starfox. Not a flaming fox, the one in my avatar.

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Zirix    716

I believe there was a thread with this game. Whatever.

 

Granted, but you are told to do a barrel roll every 3 seconds.

 

I wish for a better computer that cannot be tampered in anyway by someone/something.

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Ryroan    171
Iblist    216

Granted, however everything you type will be full of errors and completely unintelligible.

 

I wish I had a girl friend who shared my interests (This can't go wrong)

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Kaika    21

Granted, but she had a heart attack.

 

I wish I could shoot lightning out of my fingertips.

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Granted, but you electrocute yourself to death from attempting to use your new found power. (I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.)

 

I wish I was immortal (please be creative with this and not be that I die and become a ghost that forever haunts this earth.)

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