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Valkyrie    1352

Post your favorite funny quotes here. Can be famous people, or people on these forums.

 

 

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

Lana Turner

Edited by arceus208
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jbige7    6

"You know how hard it is to pee with a hard iron" - Friends With Benefits

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OriginalXWO    82

My Favorite Gerard Way quotes.

 

“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.”

 

“Are you on our side...and want to be different, or are you on that side and want to throw a football at my head!?”

 

“So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready!”

 

“Everyone back the fuck up! I am not that pretty!”

 

“Let's have a day in the life of Gerard.

'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' ...That's all it would be.”

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ianx50    39

"I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it." -Sherrilyn Kenyon

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chowder    109

I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" and yes, I want to play. I really, really do.

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Amallah    226

"Drew doesn't do a damn thing." - Wayne Brady, Whose Line is it Anyway?

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komilatte    405

"When you hit the brakes, you put your life in your foot's hands." -George Carlin

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eonrulz    1930

Moved to Random as its not a game.

 

FYI - for people reading this and thinking about making a topic in Forum Games; a game should have some objective, some way to 'win'. Stuff like this, or the Proverbs thread, should go in Random.

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Valkyrie    1352

I put it in forum games? I meant to put it in random, lol.

 

EDIT: I did put it in Random, Sirenfal moved it to forum games.

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markpaul88    16

Post your favorite funny quotes here. Can be famous people, or people on these forums.

 

 

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

Lana Turner

 

Well said Arceus208 i like it.

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Error    1334

"if she's old enough to cross the street, she's old enough to hold your meat"-some guy on the 1337hax0r forums.

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Phlyrox    1112

"I have imaginary friends. But they only talk to themselves" - someone one almost on my level of #foreveralone

"take the starving pets from that one commercial, and feed them to the starving kids in that other commercial" -an unknown genius.

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Benjamin_Akala    302

You have a swimsuit tan. You can jump in the pool naked and no one would know that you weren't wearing anything. (Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga - Azumanga Daioh)

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