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Relevant    603

Directions: One person will have a wish, and the second person will grant it. The second person will then ruin the wish. Then they will wish, and the game continues.

 

Example: Person 1 - I wish I could fly.

Person 2 - Granted, but you cannot land.

Person 2 - I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

 

I wish I could travel anywhere instantly.

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Ara    243

K but your sex will be over in 2 seconds

 

I wish pie was given to me

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Error    1334

Nice, all tho it's a cream pie.(and IT'S THE ONE WITH THE PAYLOAD HUE HUE HUE)

 

 

I wish i was Error

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Kub    1037

You are now disabled

 

I wish I had a pool

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Czahyl    117

the pool is inhabited by hundreds of rats and snakes.

 

I wish I could run super fast.

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Xero-Space    2330

Granted, but you would become a fireball.

 

I wish I had a decent computer.

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Left4Bread    1211

the pool is inhabited by hundreds of rats and snakes.

 

I wish I could run super fast.

 

But the only place this power works is in minefields.

 

I wish I was a velociraptor.

 

EDIT: Oh God, three of us posted at the same time. Wat do?

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Ketchuplord    224

the pool is inhabited by hundreds of rats and snakes.

 

I wish I could run super fast.

 

But the only place this power works is in minefields.

 

I wish I was a velociraptor.

 

EDIT: Oh God, three of us posted at the same time. Wat do?

 

Granted, but we live in the year 2012.

 

I wish I could turn into a ketchup bottle.

 

 

Just edit your post to follow the flow of the topic next time Left4Bread.

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Splashy    70

Granted, but the bottle is empty.

 

I wish I had every book in the world. =3

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Ara    243

Granted but the books are wet.

 

I wish i had all the chocolate in the world

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Left4Bread    1211

Granted but the books are wet.

 

I wish i had all the chocolate in the world

 

Granted, but Azathoth ate it all before you could get to it.

 

I wish that I had an Aston Martin.

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DeCoolJB    365

GOD DAMMIT L4B

 

Granted, but it turns out it was destroyed during delivery.

 

 

I wish I had $1,000,000 worth in monies.

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Afrodude4    199

Granted but the books are wet.

 

I wish i had all the chocolate in the world

 

Granted, but Azathoth ate it all before you could get to it.

 

I wish that I had an Aston Martin.

Granted but a nigger stole it

 

I wish my girlfriend didn't always ask me to buy her breakfast.

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Splashy    70

Granted, but it's because she broke up with you.

 

I wish that fanboys were nonexistent.

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Breadmau5    166

Granted, but fangirls will take over

I wish I had a 12'' dick made out of a cheese-filled breadstick.

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Breadmau5    166

Granted, but you have to do it in a scooter.

 

I wish I could have infinite wishes.

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blind7125    1924

Granted, but you get cancer on the first wish and it continues to spread with every wish after that.

 

I wish I had money...

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Caronc    77

Granted but you also become more generous and spent it all giving games to the mumble and buying LadyRaven a car

I wish I could control the outcome of my life.

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blind7125    1924

Granted, You are now omnipotent and worthy of the title God. However, you have to let your son be beaten and killed on a cross.

 

I wish this class I am in would end.

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Wish granted, but you will have to go tomorrow.

 

I wish I could have a pet monkey.

Granted, but the monkey went crazy and pulled all your fingers off

 

I wish my penis was bright blue

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