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Church

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About Church

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    Watermalon
  • Birthday 12/19/1993

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    cvd_deadly

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  1. Church

    Ask me anything about my service

    >>No Unit Patch >>IDF >>BDU Oh god don't ever change. Also that feel when no more Fancy Pants :(.
  2. One last Frac/tion video anyone?
  3. Church

    Need help with a freecam

    Phone double posted :(
  4. Church

    Need help with a freecam

    Also, this. http://www.teamavolition.com/topic/4702-tutorial-basic-hacked-client-hacks/
  5. Church

    Need help with a freecam

    http://www.teamavolition.com/topic/15402-freecam-help/ This is an old thread and I'm not familiar with how MC is now but maybe that will be of assistance.
  6. I actually love having Church as my handle. I wouldn't change it, its just hard to get registered anywhere as im normally beat to the punch. Hell on Wikipedia I had to usurp it from someone. Im still amazed I got it here.
  7. Church

    Team Speak 3 Trolling

    Their names are usually easy to find such as XxX Carpet DESTROYERxxXX or "Donald Trump's dick."
  8. Church

    Team Speak 3 Trolling

    My teamspeak for my community gets mic spammed on a daily basis. Here's how you avoid it: 1. Make it where people without a certain tag can't see, join, or talk in channels. 2. Ban stupid idiots like you when someone pulls you to find out who you are. Also, you're a fucking idiot.
  9. Church

    Active missed ice cream sadness

    What kind of grill are you? Gas or propane?
  10. Church

    Team Mineman: Avo Reborn

    Remember how I accused you guys of being fucking idiots in your last post? You're hitting that nail right on the head.
  11. Church

    Is this it?

    A lot of people just moved on. I talk to CS and Valkyrie everyday and every now and then I'll piss off rakiru.
  12. Church

    The current whereabouts of the team's members

    The Day I broke Mumble. Good times.
  13. Church

    Working in Fast Food(Specifically Dairy Queen/Sonic)

    Spent three years of my life with Walmart. It sucked ass. If they were going to call you they would do it pretty quick. I don't have any fast food experience but I know it's not fun. Honestly I would go neither and look for a little mom and pop place for your first job. Mine was a locally owned movie theatre.
  14. Church

    Skyrim is AWESOME!

    Skyrim was pretty good. I never actually beat it.
  15. Church

    Team Mineman Plugin

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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