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Keluandrie

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  1. Thanks for the hilarious joke, friend!
  2. Keluandrie

    Hey there

    Only newfags roam this place, oldfags were smart enough to leave the sinking ship and sometimes accidentally come here on their phone. PLAY SOME DAMN GAMES WITH ME, CARBER.
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    1 + 1 = ?

    Unsure if newfag or clueless.
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    What have I done?

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    What have I done?

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    1 + 1 = ?

    What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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    What have I done?

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    What have I done?

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    What have I done?

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    What have I done?

  11. Keluandrie

    Overwatch

    New videogame, been playing with a few people from here. DISCUSS. Discord for PUGs -- be a dick and get 86'd https://discord.gg/0zaduDXEUwgKPN5B
  12. Keluandrie

    Forum Population Timeline

    Only pizzafaced turbovirgins inhabit this wretched place. Repent, autists.
  13. Keluandrie

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMMUNITY

    I drink to forget this cesspit of the inbred. I'm looking at you, Church.
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    ITT: We pretend it's the 2011-2012 forums.

    You entirely described the 2011-12 forums, except for the power-hungry staff.
  15. Keluandrie

    ITT: We pretend it's the 2011-2012 forums.

    And replaces it with his own.
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